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Splunk

Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.
I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.
by JelloBoyFrozen September 2, 2009
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spelunking

The act of engaging in sexual relations with a woman who has a large, dark and cavernous vagina. This act of extreme desperation and bravery is usually reserved for men who have gone more than three weeks without getting laid, and who are willing to submerge themselves (without safety equipment and/or flashlights) without preparation into a vagina in which many enter and few return.
Examples:

"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"

"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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ass spulunking

the art of cave diving into someones asshole, to explore an ass hole.
dude shut up and go ass spulunking!
by Dsk8C December 25, 2007
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Splunky

Unsurpassable awesomeness
Used to describe people, places, and things
Did you see her outfit, It's so splunky!

He has such a splunky personality!

Hawaii is a splunky place to vacation!
by JoMo16 November 4, 2010
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Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
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Turd Spelunker

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.
by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009
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splunk nut

a severe spelunker who likes to go very deep into caves.
The man looks like a splunk nut.
that cracker sure is a splunk nut.
by D's August 21, 2005
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