Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.
by First Poster September 03, 2008
The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.
Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.
by rotoscopetheceiling June 26, 2008
hey not seen you around here before" " i'm gonna take you home and spread and pepper you" "you've just been spread and peppered
by tpafwb February 01, 2011
The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.
Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.
Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.
It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.
by Ill Cyanide October 11, 2010
by Cw.lover09 April 11, 2017
by coleeco December 09, 2016