ploofing

ploofing: (verb) giving head
ploof: (noun) head

"gettin gettin some ploof"
"were you ploofing last night"

by bballchica32 June 23, 2006

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

splaffing

jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.

Don't Smoke

by Hmmm, I Wonder Who February 8, 2004

Splooshing

When a man cums inside a woman or another man and snorts it out of the vagina and/asshole. He then spits the cum loogy into their partner’s mouth and she/he swallows and then proceeds to throw up on the man’s chest

“Man I love splooshing with my dad,” he said.

by PhorkyDuck March 2, 2020

sploodingle

while having anal sex, you get a fajita and intensely toe fuck it and when you're about to cum you spunk into the fajita, therefore adding you're own sour cream. An action often used by Mexican drug lords.

Juan sploodingled in my fajita yesterday. Really hit the spot!
10/10 would recommend

by Wilsonsabitch October 5, 2016

shloofing

to sleep in yiddish... ur welcome

or to nap

i was shloofing for 4 hours when he woke me up 😒

by urmom1021 November 21, 2020

Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”

by derek fuck January 11, 2021