Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

steel slats

AKA: Border wall

AKA: Dumb, ineffective waste of time, money and valuable resources (including steel slats).

by YAWA December 21, 2018

Splash Attack

The complete and utter worst move in the Pokèmon game franchises. The move is only used by the Monster, Magikarp, and has no effect no matter what the user does without hacking the game.

MAGIKARP use splash attack!

It had no effect!

by Mr. G. Schneider December 27, 2007

donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.

"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."

by Torchiest March 10, 2009

Emerald Splash

One of Hierophant Green’s most well-known attacks that no-one can deflect, but everyone can dodge. There is a variation called the 20 Meter Radius Emerald Splash which is only used once.

“My final....Emerald Splash...it’s a message......please understand, Mr. Joestar....please understand...”

by Haha Funny Name March 24, 2020

The Emerald Splash

A sexual position where the male shoots his nut inside the woman (or man) and yells out "Emerald Splash" at the same time, along with wearing glasses to represent Noriaki Kakyoin from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

The Emerald Splash was an ability in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders used by Noriaki Kakyoin where his ghost-self, called a stand shot emeralds out of its hands.

The nut is the emerald in sex.

"EMERALD SPLASH!" the male says as he busted an nut as well

You'll achieve something new once you've done this;

milf hunter achievement

by KekyoinSplash October 25, 2019

poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011