Splatsy

To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.

Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!

by quack dealer January 9, 2012

Tubby splat

A fart.

"Did you just tubby splat?.."

by ChickenSquirt October 22, 2013

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.

When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.

by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

Poo Poo Splatter

Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.

Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.

by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020