To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.
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After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.
"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."
by Pam Custard April 17, 2014
Get the pankus splatter mug.During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.
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Get the apple splatter mug.Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.
Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.
by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020
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