sphynkter

n. 1. (sfee-ngkter)n.
A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. See also sphincter.

2. The stars of the new Backstreet Boys video, "Just Want You to Know," in town for ONE NIGHT ONLY on May 13, 1985. "That was awesome!"

"Dude, let's go to the Sphynkter concert!"

"Hold on, lemme comb thru my mullet."

by nay September 6, 2005

anal sphincter

The ring around your bum hole that causes it to prolapse.

Oi Emma piss off before i shove my fist up your anal sphincter!

by highland spring April 8, 2011

Sphincter Shake

The sexual act in which one partner lays on the ground face first and proceeds to stretch their butt-cheeks apart revealing the anal cavity. Their counterpart must be a lactating woman; she squeezes her breasts into the anus, causing the nutritious milk to pour inside. The milk mixes with remaining fecal matter creating a delicious snack. She then kneels down and felches the milky shake out of the anus.

After hours of exhausting fornication, Jennifer decided she could go for a sphincter shake fresh from her lover's anus. Hopefully she doesn't wake the baby.

by BlueWaffleCHomper September 5, 2010

sphincter shy

Not being able to take a shit in front of other people. Similar to being bladder shy, only with taking a shit.

I needed to shit so bad while we were on the beach, but due to the presence of other people on the beach, I became sphincter shy.

by Collin VDG May 26, 2008

Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.

'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009

America's Sphincter

1) Jersey shore

2) Anyone on Jersey Shore

3) Anything related to Jersey Shore

America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.

When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.

by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003