Peanut Butter Spoon

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.

*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”

by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020

Spoon Baby

To conceive a child by spooning discarded semen into the vagina. I don't know if that's possible but it is really gross.

Spoon+Semen+Vagina= Spoon Baby

by That one guy witht the spoon December 18, 2009

Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose

When you take a silver or golden spoon and put the handle in your nose.

Then you make a ahegao face.
Then you t-pose.

Abbreviated to SAT

Geoff: Dude what did you do this weekend.
Jeff: Well I did Spoon, Ahegao and T-Pose
Geoff: I love to SAT

by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way October 3, 2019

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

Spoon doodle

Someone that says, does, or is a complete dumb shit. Slightly nicer way to call someone a dumbass

Phil: If you turn right and then left you’ll do a 180.

Beavis: You can’t be serious Phil, you fucking Spoon doodle!

by AusLegend March 31, 2020

schoon

A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.

"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"

by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020

Le Spoon Award

WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.

Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award

by JOHNNYD January 10, 2014