speelling

An incoherent spelling or an incorrect T9 substitution of a word in a text message. The cause is commonly related to alcohol or sleep deprivation.

txt1: i feel roughly
txt2: are you speelling me?

by ::the.queen.bee:: February 5, 2010

skeeling

the act of railing a chick while skiing

While skiing in the Rockies last weekend, I witnessed a large man skeeling a small Asian lady.

by McCheezy March 19, 2011

speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019

Spelling Patrol

Random people on the internet correcting every single spelling mistake that they spot.

Random Person On The Internet 1: Were do you find the things to make it?
Random Person On The Internet 2: Actually its "Where" so maybe next time go to school kid.
Random Person On The Internet 1: Ugh Spelling Patrol is so annoying.

by Proxyyz April 13, 2020

spelling a word wrong in the Urban Dictionary

O no i spelt a wrd ron in da rbn dicsnry! wot sd i do?

it can be quite embarrasing to do that, but hey, we all do spelling a word wrong in the Urban Dictionary, or should it be Urban Dicktionary?

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

Gud speling

sumting ai do’wnt hiv.

Adim: yu his gud speling.
Mi: ai no
Nararator:

by Thedaythiswasmadeisjenniesbday January 23, 2021