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Listerine Spitter

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank
*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge
by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008
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fish spitter

when a man ejaculates up ones nostrils. The person on the recieveing end of the cum shot then sends the cum from their nostrils and back through the mouth, subsequently this person is dubbed a fish spitter.
Man that girl is such a fish spitter.
I came all over her and some went up her nose, and apparently shes a real fish spitter.
by dirtymunger05 January 9, 2010
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Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period
'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'
by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012
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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
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slattern

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.
"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"
by princesscupcake April 8, 2006
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splatter-poop

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before
Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!
by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007
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Green Apple Splatter

diarrhea, cant get any simpler than that.
Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!

Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him

Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter
by adhd7 April 6, 2009
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