sammy sosa

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.

Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

sassaling

Being harassed by someone with a lot of sass.

Kelly from my office was really sassaling me today.

by Trent Rockwell May 12, 2008

Sassafrassquatch

The better cooler version of Sasquatch.

Jack Black's real father is Sassafrassquatch.

by Lythiophynia October 27, 2008

sammy sosa

Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.

Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa

by Jackson Pollack December 19, 2007

Solsa

the Korean word for diarrhea. Non-Koreans often mistake this word for Salsa

Non-Korean person: Do you have chips and solsa?
Korean person: You mean, salsa? Because solsa really means "diarrhea" in Korean.
Non-Korean person: Ewww! Nevermind, I just lost my appetite!

by NHRHS2010 July 25, 2011

sosa

cocaine that is meant to be snorted from a stripper's buttcrack.

Man I hit that sosa so hard at the booty club.

by Sosa's mother December 13, 2012

sammy sosa

A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.

Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.

by Plinkton Cyclopes February 24, 2005