When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
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In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
by Ed December 17, 2004
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-i have looked for it for an hour now, i think its migrated to the land of 10mm sockets
-i have looked for it for an hour now, i think its migrated to the land of 10mm sockets
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2. resembling the main character in 1993's philadelphia
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2. resembling the main character in 1993's philadelphia
3. a person who hides weed in a sock out in their lawn
by Blonde Thug Ish October 30, 2007
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Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.
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