Softliner

A person who works at Target in the clothing (Softlines) department and at the Fitting Room. Nickname for a Clothing Team Member.

I went to Target and one of those Softliners helped me put an outfit together to wear on my date.

by Tom Slagmore March 14, 2018

SOML

Abbreviation for Shit On My Lawn used by few people in the Upstate NY area.

Did u see that fuckin dog take a SOML?

by eatyellowsnow March 15, 2004

sofl

Squirm on floor laughing

Cletus Clopper: I'm so cool.
Gary: Sofl, kthnx no.

by Nippalony July 31, 2005

SOML

abbreviation for Shit On My Life.

person one: OMG WE HAVE A MATH TEST TOMORROW?!
person two: yeah didn't you know? she said it in class like eight times.
person one: no! you know i don't listen in that class! SOML!

by jasminefosho. June 7, 2009

SOFLOL

Shitting On Floor Laughing Out Loud.
its used sarcastically.

*EPIC FAIL JUST HAPPENED*
boy-- SOFLOL!

by 69BRO August 6, 2010

Speak softly, but carry a big @

An admonition, intended for bosses, to avoid giving unpleasant news face to face, but rather save it for an email. ("@" is pronounced "at sign".)

I told everybody at last month's department meeting that the future looked bright. Two weeks later I send them all an email about the budget cuts and layoffs. It saves me listening to a lot of bitching from that bunch of peons. My daddy taught me a long time ago to Speak softly, but carry a big @!

by Brighton Hughes March 1, 2013

killing me softly with words

Not about eating pussy get your mind outa the gutter you little fuck

They are killing me softy with their words killing me softly with words

by Yourpostman September 27, 2020