solitary confinement

1)A punishment for bad behavior in prisons. Subject is placed in a cell with no contact with other prisoners.
2) A precaution used to prevent the spread of contagious diseases. Anyone suspected of carrying a disease is placed in an isolated room with minimal direct contact with others.

See above, dumbass.

by Anon. October 1, 2003

Solitaire

I still remember how much I used to need you
Tried so hard to please you, but you didn't need me
You knew I loved you, knew I always would be there
You just did what you wanted, you didn't care

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire, solitaire, solitaire

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire (solitaire, solitaire)

All the cards were held by you
There was nothin' I could do
All those nights I sat alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' were you ever comin' home

Solitaire, it got so lonely
Solitaire, no one to hold me
Where were you when I played solitaire?

It took some time but I stopped thinkin' about you
Started livin' without you, now look who's back here
You've had a change of heart, well, mine just couldn't wait, no no
You found out you loved me just a little too late

Once the cards were held by you
Now there's nothin' you can do
All those nights you sit alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' if I'm ever comin' home

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2021

Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010

solitaire

a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.
to be one with urself.
Sum1 who is a loner

Solitaire is a Solitaire

by Princess Bitch November 5, 2004

Sopitas

Soup

by Campbell's October 1, 2003

Sobetard

Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: I hate alcohol

Boozer: Ok Sobetard

Me: What is that

Boozer: Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: oh sorry

Boozer: now yuo see...

by truthdefintion September 8, 2021

pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.

A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"

by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012