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Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.
I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.
by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011
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Snowboard

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.
I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.
by SloopDoop February 27, 2021
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my snowboarding skillz

my snowboarding skillz is the second video uploaded on youtube
by the kundian May 21, 2023
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Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world
Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.
by KingSlaya69420 November 6, 2019
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Snowboard

A girl with NO tits or ass but still gigantic cumslut
Dude:that girls flatter than a Pancake but she still fucked the entire football team!

Dude2: That makes her a Snowboard !
by TREYdmarked February 13, 2020
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Snowboarding

snowboarding is a version of chess boxing where instead of playing chess in between rounds they do gradually more and more cocain until one of them OD’s or gets knocked out
Me: “do you want to do snowboarding”

Tyrell: “my brother ODed after playing 4 rounds i’m good
by tyrell1992 September 1, 2022
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snowboard

Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.

The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.

This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?

Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
Usage: NOUN/VERB

"I don't like people who snowboard."

"Are you an avid snowboarder?"

"Can you afford a snowboard?"
by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024
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