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Snarf

An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.
The Snarf eagerly put his/her nose to the girl's bicycle seat after the rider dismounted the vehicle.
by Macsloan October 17, 2019
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Snarf

someone who bites fart bubbles in a swimming pools
jud totally snarfed ed in the jacuzzi while sippin on christal
by regina fiolanget May 22, 2008
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snarfed

the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.
Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.
by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005
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Snarfing

(See Barfing/Sneezing) Snahr.feeng
Verb
The act of sneezing and barfing simultaneously.
The school boy was snarfing during class.
by Rebotchi April 13, 2011
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Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".
Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.
by BjornFree December 7, 2011
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Snarf

Noun. Any sort of tube filled with scented dryer sheets, that marijuana smoke is exhaled through, to cover up the weed smell. The most basic type is a cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels with 4-8 dryer sheets balled up inside, and one end partially blocked so the sheets don't blow out the end.
Hey, if we're gonna smoke this shit in my dorm, we better make a snarf so when my roomie comes back, he won't smell it and narc on us!
by Pyrologik June 9, 2005
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snarfing

the act of participating in sexual intercourse while wearing thundercats uniforms
"I heard she was a huge thundercats fun, but she's just not into snarfing."
by zoooooo keeper March 23, 2009
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