Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

sapphira

will play a big role in its life and sapphira will hear it spoken every day. The name Sapphira is a Greek baby name. In Greek the meaning of the name Sapphira is: Jewel. The name Sapphira is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Sapphira is: Sapphire (gem); beautiful.

Omg that color is so sapphira

by itsyourgirl_sapphira December 19, 2018

Spy's sappin' mah sentry!

In the popular multiplayer shooter Team Fortress 2(tm) made by Valve(tm), spies are a nuisance. They run around, backstabs players and disguises as players. But above all else, they are SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!

An engineer builds stuff. A spy saps the stuff the engineer builds, and utterly destroys it in a matter of seconds. Naturally, they are really annoying. The engineer thinks so as well. That's why he yells out "Spy's sappin' mah sentry" in pure fear and helplessness.

Also the inspiration to "spy's a spy!", created using digital soundboards.

The phrase is mostly used to describe a sense of fear, despair or pure hate when someone completely ruins whatever you're trying to accomplish.

For the love of God, SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!

by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008

Bob Sapp

A giant in the sport of MMA, has really never been in a boring fight on account of losing mostly every one via (T)KO in the first round.

Bob Sapp lost 12 fights in a row, that's impressive

by Fightfan January 18, 2014

sapphic

an adjective used to describe a woman or a woman-aligned person who is attracted to other women or women-aligned people. it’s an umbrella term that originates from the name of Sappho, a famous sapphic poet from the 7th and 6th century BCE.

that girl was definitely sapphic, did you see the way she was flirting with me?

by starice June 15, 2021

whipper-snapper

most often used by old people (see geezer) to describe an arrogant young person.

"why, did you just hear that young whippersnapper talk to me?"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003

squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004