Smokey Blumpkin 

A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.

Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

Smokey Blumpkin by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010

Smokey and the Bandit 

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

Smokey and the Bandit by Maynardspet April 9, 2015

Smokey Clan 

A small group of self-righteous Discord Raiders who like Star Wars and Ninjago. The typical Smokey Clan member's sense of humor is on par with an edgy Middle Schooler.

Person1: "Ugh, Smokey Clan tried to raid my server"
Person2: "Those morons again?"

Smokey Clan by chunguslover69 January 13, 2021

smokey robinson 

Slang for a tire that is in the act of peeling out in such a vigorous state that it is smoking profusely.

Hey man, was your girlfriend pissed after you got drunk at her sister's wedding?

Hell yeah! She took my keys gave my poor car smokey robinsons all the way home!

smokey robinson by Robin Masters November 25, 2010

Smokey Bacon 

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon

last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy

Smokey Bacon by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011

smokey joe

a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.

na aint got a light,but smokey over there has

smokey joe by Willy~Wonka February 3, 2005

smokey balokey 

used both as an adjective and/or noun, this term signifies the action of, or the participant in smoking marijuana.

"You man, look at smokey balokey over there, he is messed up."
"Brah, you wanna get all smokey balokey tonight?"

smokey balokey by Smokey Balokey2 February 16, 2009