smoked salmon

For the Northwest area smoked salmon refers to weed. When the person wants to be discreet such as at work, or in conversation. In other places smoked turkey would suffice

I want some of that delicious smoked salmon. You got any smoked salmon I just ran out. My buddy wants some fish wanna come over and have a fish fry? I need an oz. of smoked salmon. I think I ate to much salmon im wasted!

by TH3WOLFE July 22, 2009

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Smoked

To be in a state of confusion, inebriation, over-joy, exhaustion, misfortune, unattractive physical quality, or dysfunction.

Dude, I can't figure out what to do, I'm smoked.

Man, you smoked all that Kush and now you're smoked.

The girl's got a fine ass, but she's ugly; she's smoked.

My car's transmission died, it's smoked

"OMG! I FOUND MY LUCKY CHARM!
"You're smoked."

by EvilGoslingTwin January 1, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

getting my boots smoked

Really good sex.

Just got done getting my boots smoked.

by army brat January 3, 2014

smokedopebangwhores

1.a social scenario of choice for norcal methsex freaks.

2. the perfect week end. or words to live by

"what do you wanna do? "
"smokedopebangwhores!!!!! foo!!"

by not yours 2 July 13, 2009

Smoked over

To forget something as a result of smoking weed.Marijuana induced short term memory loss. Like having a cassette and recording over it.

You bro where is my car . Uhh uhh shit i don't know I must have smoked over it.

by smokenomo July 16, 2013