Smitties

Side Man Titties

His Smitties were HUGE !

by Ramh March 6, 2017

Smitty

A term used to describe the town of smithfield va

Are you from smitty?

by Smitty man November 1, 2023

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"

... or whatever SpongeBob said.

"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."

by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024

Red Smitty

The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.

Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

To smitty

To sneak; to cunningly obtain something.

This line up is too long. If I go to the customer service desk, I may be able to smitty my way in quicker.
I need to fill out this form but don't have a pen: I'll just smitty the banker's pen.

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

Smitty

My dude bought 5 smittys Detroit rap

My nigga bought 5 smittys

by anonymous September 16, 2021

The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008