half-your-age-plus-seven

The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

by Agnes "bob" Jedrzejewski November 2, 2005

steven universe fandom

A fandom that should really calm the fuck down. Everything went down hill a while ago. People are accusing other people of pedophilia and being toxic. People in this fandom also think it's a good idea to threaten people and tell them to kill themselves just because they have a different opinion than them.

Su fan 1: bro, connverse shippers should die
Su fan 2: bro, stevenel shippers should die
Sensible su fan: can the Steven universe fandom just chill

by Mmmyeah20 February 16, 2020

Seven Bird Excursion

The Birds is based on the idea of having wingmen (preferably multiple, but not 7 that's way too much). The wingmen strategy can take up to a month, as both wingmen must befriend the target and then subliminally enter your name into the conversation. Target then says what they feel about you (most people say negative things). That's where the wingman patches things up. That's the beginning. Seven Birds follows seven months, you'd get to a first date type situation around month two.

Tomás:"yo, if you really want Charlotte, you should try the seven bird excursion"
Me:"who will be my wingman though?"

by FubbaYouCubba February 16, 2015

Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat OBE is the writer/producer of the hit BBC series Doctor Who and Sherlock. His work has been knowen to induce extreme feels in fans and bend their minds with paradoxs. Much like a vampire feeds on blood, Moffat feeds on fandom tears.

Brainy's the new sexy - Steven Moffat

by TheNerp June 24, 2016

Number Seven

A type of pencil that nobody EVER uses, but someone will inevitably bring it to a test that specifically requires number two pencils and won't realize their mistake until they're at least halfway through.

My teacher's bringing extra number two pencils for the inevitable kid that brings a number seven pencil.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

heads up seven up

A game used in elementary school where you always looked down on the floor for people's shoes to tell who picked your thumb.

heads up seven up at school

by Mycin November 21, 2014

Steven Glansberg

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

by Radiotheatre September 26, 2007