slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)

"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"

by moonholegal September 26, 2023

Fur slappin boop bop

To have sex, or asking your mate to have sex, to get freaky with it.

1. Yo baby, you down for some fur slappin boop bop?

2. What's up with the fur slappin boop bop baby?

by Master Vag Blaster November 12, 2020

Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

Slappin the Clown

Another term for male masturbation.

"Timmy just got caught slappin the clown by his mother!"

by SuspiciousSushi April 13, 2017

slappin' a rump

to turn right while in a car or on foot

"Where is this place, man?"

"You need to be slappin' a rump right here, dude."

by Demoknight November 9, 2009

Snail slappin

The act of two females slapping their vaginas against eachother. Also known as scissoring.

Those girls had a snail slappin marathon last night.

by Russell the wonder muscle June 24, 2021

Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.

Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.

by ChknFckr July 16, 2024