im just slapping your flaps

1. it is the opposite of im just busting your balls and or female version of im just busting your balls.

2.it is a quick comeback to make fun of a guy implieing he doesnt have his manhood instead he has a vajj.

your friend is getting vagitated with something you said and you reply its ok buddy im just slapping your flaps.

by shoosterjama July 30, 2009

Too much talking, not enough booty slapping

An interjection used to counter a person who is speaking too much without taking action. Originally used to describe situations where a man is speaking about a particular woman he is interested in, but not taking a positive course of action. The meaning has now been generalized to include almost any situation where somebody keeps talking about something, but without taking the requisite action to complete the situation.

abbreviated TMTNEBS

1)

"Yeah dude, she totally digs me. Did I tell you our hands brushed when she walked next to me?"
"Too much talking, not enough booty slapping, man! I can't believe you waste all this time talking this shit up when you haven't taken a single damn move in the right direction."

2)

"So as mentioned, after another 3 months of planning, we'll be prepared to make a document describing the possible challenges of implementation on this project."
"Too much talking, not enough booty slappin! I ain't got time for this shit, give me the goods."

by Aspiring Commodore April 18, 2010

Happy slapping

A chav's attempt at art.

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"

by Spuff August 25, 2005

Clam Slapping

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.

My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.

by El Malo December 21, 2005

Fist slapping the eagle

This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.

Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

slappin' the bag

A drinking game in which you slap a cheap bag of wine (conveniently found inside a box of wine) and than take a big gulp from it. Known to create treasured memories you don't remember and pounding hangovers.

Duude, I was slappin' the bag way too many times last night, my head is killing me!

by goutalout December 8, 2010