by DoubAnon July 23, 2021
Teacher: You have 5000 sides essay till tomorrow.
Retarded kid: Shut the fuck up bitch, homework is like slavery.
Teacher: You are all my slaves and I'll rape u if u don't do your fucking homework.
*Retarded kid runs screaming into the wall and dies*
Retarded kid: Shut the fuck up bitch, homework is like slavery.
Teacher: You are all my slaves and I'll rape u if u don't do your fucking homework.
*Retarded kid runs screaming into the wall and dies*
by DeafNigga May 03, 2019
a 400-year-long, generational BDSM sex game that white people didn't ever think that Black people would figure it out that they were playing BDSM with them the entire time.
"Me and my husband played slavery last night. I am the master's wife and my husband played like he's my farmhand. We snuck out together and his master found us right when we were about to have sex. Then the white master, my savior, hanged my husband by his neck until my negro husband died with a massive hardon. After that, me and me and my husband's white master had sex under my black husband's dead body. My white ass came like a hundred times. It was HOT. Next we're going to bury my black husband and I'm going to marry my hero white man next week. This is great! I want to play slavery all of the time! I'm winning!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
A more than 400-year old kidnapping and forced servitude that happened when white men feed themselves and their kids off of the hard work of Black men and their children. After all of that is over they all try to forget that it ever happened. The descendants of Black men wouldn't realize what was happening and they would blame themselves for all of their own problems as if they didn't know that their distant parents and relatives were all slaves.
Black Man: "I'm broke."
white man: "That's because slavery happened to your family and you need to catch up. I'm not going to help you out though. It's not fair. I'm not square. I am a pimp."
white man: "That's because slavery happened to your family and you need to catch up. I'm not going to help you out though. It's not fair. I'm not square. I am a pimp."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Monster corporations paying 5 dollars a day for agents overseas in a poor country.
This is just sick how this world is. They wonder why we live in poverty while the rich get richer.
This is just sick how this world is. They wonder why we live in poverty while the rich get richer.
All these tech support agents I can't understand them. They don't speak correct English.
Yeah man that's the new world slavery.
Yeah man that's the new world slavery.
by navyblue007 July 21, 2023
Hym "He doesn't know! The guy who doesn't know why slavery is wrong IF HE'S NOT CORRECT... Is trying to threaten me with abstract slavery! If I'm not correct then slavery is fine. Do what I say or you're a psychopath! That's his whole bit!"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
Let’s assume it isn’t wrong. Who should have to be the slave?
Hym “What makes slavery wrong? Well, to find out why, let’s assume that it isn’t. If slavery isn’t wrong, then who should be the slave? I vote you. Now, you’re not going to want to be the slave. So I’m going to have to violence you pretty good to get you to be that (a slave). But the violence isn’t a permanent solution to the problem here (the problem being ‘You not wanting to be a slave). So I need to use violence initially (to get you to become a slave) and then I have to use the threat of future violence to get you to continue being a slave. And this will continue to be the case, indefinitely. But the problem of you not wanting to be a slave remains. So, what do you do about it? Well, you dwell on it. Ruminate, if you will (Like a school shooter), and you realize ‘If he can use violence on me, I can use violence on him. I die either way and if I die I don’t have to be a slave anymore. He can’t increase the amount of violence he uses to keep me in line (or he will no longer have an effective slave).’
Hym “What makes slavery wrong? Well, to find out why, let’s assume that it isn’t. If slavery isn’t wrong, then who should be the slave? I vote you. Now, you’re not going to want to be the slave. So I’m going to have to violence you pretty good to get you to be that (a slave). But the violence isn’t a permanent solution to the problem here (the problem being ‘You not wanting to be a slave). So I need to use violence initially (to get you to become a slave) and then I have to use the threat of future violence to get you to continue being a slave. And this will continue to be the case, indefinitely. But the problem of you not wanting to be a slave remains. So, what do you do about it? Well, you dwell on it. Ruminate, if you will (Like a school shooter), and you realize ‘If he can use violence on me, I can use violence on him. I die either way and if I die I don’t have to be a slave anymore. He can’t increase the amount of violence he uses to keep me in line (or he will no longer have an effective slave).’
So, why is slavery wrong? Is it because people have ‘intrinsic worth?’ Of course not! People are almost completely interchangeable with one another. Especially when it comes to labor. And even more so when it comes to men. Look at how all of the low income jobs are structured! So, am I willing to risk future violence to improve my own life? Yes. And so is Jordan. Would they do it to me if they could? Probably. Jordan loves to hoist people with their own petard. So why is it wrong? Well, I wouldn’t like it if it was happening to me... And by that logic, what makes ANYTHING wrong? That you wouldn’t want it to happen to you? If that were the case, the enforced schizophrenia would inarguably wrong. The women fucking a retard behind your back would be wrong. The withholding of actionable information would be wrong. The firing for breaking the rules while other people are being shielded from being fired for breaking the rules would be wrong. You wouldn’t want any of that to happen to you. So it can’t be that... Otherwise I’ve been deeply wronged by a ton of people! That’s no good.... Hmmm... this is a stumper!”
by Hym Iam October 04, 2022