Skyrim

A piss game that only gay 9 year olds play and every kid who plays it is a transgender and jacks off to anime

Hey want to play the piss game skyrim

Skyrim by skyrim is bad September 29, 2021

Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda that is more addictive than most drugs.

Joshua: Have you seen Ian lately?
Bruce: Ever since he picked up Skyrim I haven't seen him

Skyrim by Playing Skyrim RN October 15, 2021

Skyrim

The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.

Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim

Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*

Skyrim by AxolAtlas November 18, 2021

Skyrim

n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series

v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat

Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel

Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine

Skyrim by TrashyOne January 2, 2022

Skyrim

When you eat someone’s ass while on the plane

I was skyrimming this girl on my way to Jamaica

Skyrim by Hippieflippie88 March 15, 2022

Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee

I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since

Skyrim by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

Skyrim

The best game to mod, without a doubt. You can either make it the most fucking intense wizard battle simulator ever, or a kinky sex game

Person 1: my Skyrim has over 500 mods!
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing

Skyrim by Ollie the fucking wizard August 5, 2022