skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.

" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.

Oh shitzedoodles!

by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

shitzu

A zoo with no animals?

by DaveA October 23, 2003

shitzkabob

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!

I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!

by Tara Brown April 7, 2008

skitzin

(v.) to become overly paranoid due to smoking or vaping marijuana

Dude, quit skitzin, the cops are not coming, stop looking out the window!

by CerSer December 9, 2008