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Skippy dipper

a man that sticks his penis in a jar of peanut butter so that his dog can lick it off where both parties involved are satisfied
Who needs a girlfriend when you're a Skippy dipper?

Skippy/Evan 

One Badass mother fucker!
And probably one of the hottest people you will ever meet.
Sometimes he makes stupid decisions, but its ok.
not to mention he is VERRY well endured ;)
make sure you back the FUCK off though, because if any bitch tries to get with him i will personally kick your ass.
"yo isnt that Skippy/Evan Saltzman?"
"yeah man! hes really fucking cool"
Skippy/Evan by SOMEBITCH3232 April 26, 2009

Skippy the lab tech

The cherriest cherry of them all. The creator and ruler of cherryville. Can be found in his secret hiding location...THE CHERRY PIT.
(ps he also has a small penis)
"This Cherry Coke tastes different." "I think they added more skippy."

Skippy poof 

Typically a white born Australian male who enjoys engaging in male to male fellatio whilst simultaneously waving the Australian flag and making racist comments about how 'wogs','gooks' and 'lebs' should be removed from the country.

Commonly Skippy Poofs:

- Are on the dole (welfare benefits)
- Parents are born overseas
- Drive Japanese cars
- Have southern cross tattoos in a false belief they are original and tough.
- Have hidden desires to sleep with and marry 50 year old poorly disguised transvestites.
That skippy poof called me a wog and told me to get back on my boat even though his mum enjoys giving head to african asylum seekers.
Skippy poof by e.k.u.l. March 30, 2010

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.
Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.
Skippy Johnson by Rubba Slim December 15, 2008

SKIPPY WOO WOO

An extension of "woo woo" defined as THIS AND THAT, SO ON, SO FOURTH. When one wants to actually omit a part of a story.
But officer, I didn't know the car was stolen, I guy came by and skippy woo woo, I'm driving this car.
SKIPPY WOO WOO by jrc October 13, 2004