Grim Sleeper

A mystical extra terrestrial being, who visits motel rooms by night, casting spells that put women to sleep in a rigid, catatonic fetal position, making it impossible for the guy, who sprung for the room, to score a piece of ass. The spell is only broken by daylight or checkout time, upon which the woman awakens in a non-horny, pissed off, "drive me home now", state.

"I shoulda not did the movie and just fed Elaine, cause by the time I got her to the modie, and got her naked, the grim sleeper came by, and it was lights out til my four hours were up".

by ken taylor December 27, 2004

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007

Skeeter Head

A number 6 razor or less cutting your hair very tightly on the top of your head with a number 3 razor or less cutting your hair very tight on the sides. When you rub your head with your hand you can feel the hair push against your hand in both directions. When you wear a cap the tightly cut hair acts as velcro and keeps your hat glued on top of your head.

I had long hair then I got a skeeter head at super clips using a number 3 razor on the side and a number 6 razor on top.

by Bubba001 August 14, 2012

sleeper

A car that looks stock on the outside but is putting out some serious power under the hood.

"Damn, your car is freaking fast! You planning on putting a bodykit or drag spoiler on it?"

"Nah, I prefer the sleeper look."

by dragonfly12345 April 9, 2006

skeeterbops

a group of attractive females; or a group of females that would easily engage in sexual activities

Any skeet skeet skeeterbops gonna be at this party tonight?

by BlackJason May 17, 2006

skeeterface

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :

You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!

by jordynlauren July 20, 2006