Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simer

A very loving, generous, and all around awesome person who will make you a deliciously healthy cake for your birthday.

I'm losing weight with the Simer cake!

by degartuo March 9, 2015

Simed Out

A hangover caused by playing to much of the Sims.

I played the Sims 2 all day yesterday, I'm so simed out it's going to take a week to sober up!

by Spyro4President January 3, 2008

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

simgetrolisis

when someone called “simge” doesn’t get enough rest and also gets shampoo in her eye it’s a result of Simgetrolisis

alamin: your eyes red
simge: yes because i have simgetrolisis

by simgayisyourmum July 11, 2018

Simi

A heart-warming individual who elegantly displays large amounts of comfort and adoration to those around her. Comfortable to be around as well as easy to communicate with containing similar attributes to that of a goddess. Includes flawless features, immaculate personality and an everlasting beautiful soul. In other words, Simi = perfection.

Happy Valentines Day Simi

by mybobolosh February 14, 2022