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Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)
Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!
by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008
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porn-sized

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )
"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"
by DeezilRam December 6, 2006
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sabe sized

A super small thing. Something so small that it is unbelievable that such a product would be produced.
That can is sabe sized, so it's not even worth buying. Lets buy the rob sized one instead!!!
by elton kingsley March 13, 2008
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California King Sized

A step above all super sized orders
Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!
by Kurtis Franks January 23, 2012
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Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.
The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.
by btezra October 20, 2005
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A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.
by happystringguy April 30, 2010
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Kwame-Sized It!

To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit.
I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It!
by BrendaB October 4, 2008
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