dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

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Fuck Shui

Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.

I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.

by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018

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Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

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Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.

"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."

by Beermat April 28, 2025

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Tin Shui Wai

A shit place human have ever lived
Some gang gang may be living in there
Wherever places you want to go from Tin Shui Wai, it would take your life time

People were so scared in the Big Seven in Tin Shui Wai

by FKTinSHuiWai November 22, 2021

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