Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

shrinks his balls

weakening of ones courage or confidence

Bert is 30 and just plays video games alone in his room everynight. It really shrinks his balls when it comes to talking to girls.

by jinx99 September 24, 2009

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

shrink

That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Shrinkification

The overanalyse of a certain subject (ie. a book, or a person). Derived from the occupation shrink.

also Shrinkify, shrinkying, shrinkified

The English teachers shrinkification of the book was off-base. He was probably a quack.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

shrinkwrap

This is used to refer to software that is bought off the shelf with little or no customization.

We were going to build our own inventory management software from scratch, but then John pointed out a shrinkwrap that would do everything we needed and more.

by Dewie December 20, 2004

shrinkle

The combination of the words "shrink" and "wrinkle," used mainly to describe articles of clothing.

Those pants are shrinkle resistant - they won't shrink or wrinkle!

by Dana_S August 27, 2005