School shooter

A person that was bullied, misunderstood, hated, alone, and just overall confused and hurt by the people that did this to them. A school shooter could me anyone. Yes, it is bad to kill a bunch of kids for no reason but can we really blame them? No, we can only blame them for there action, and we blame ourselves for being such assholes to the person. School is hell. This is the reason of why they do it; because kids are such assholes.
School shooter: *kills the bullies bc They do not know how to handle the pain*
by MIW_peeep February 28, 2019
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Short Shooter

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.
Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
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School Shooters

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro
Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime
by Fried_RiceBiotch May 30, 2019
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villa shooter

a dude ass rapes a guy, then right before he cums he proceeds to stick his dick into the nostril of a female, then that jizzy ass juice shoots out her other nostril, thus creating a sexy effect.
Damn, Mike and Stephen love those villa shooters, k thanks bye.
by hotcarl69 k thanks bye November 14, 2007
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Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.
Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.
by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011
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GUNK SHOOTER

I STUCK MY GUNK SHOOTER RITE UP HER ASS
by PIPIN October 2, 2009
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cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.
That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
by Don Levy September 25, 2006
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