Shmuck

What your grandpa calls you when you won't try his bean casserole.

"You fucking shmuck i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. Come over here motherfucker, let me give you something to cry about pussy!"

by yung pussybaker May 20, 2020

shmuck

a mariya

person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN

person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean

person 3: a shmuck

by imashmuck August 7, 2019

Shmuck

A light hearted insult reflecting stupid or foolish

Oh my God, Hector is such a shmuck

by Jonny Cary February 5, 2021

Shmuck

A dumbass.

Why did you break my window? You are such a shmuck

by Shounen Protagonist October 22, 2019

Shmuck

An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.

This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?

by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016

Shmuck

The sound of your balls when they hit the side of your leg

Your such a shmuck

by No nuts August 9, 2016

Shmuck

A word for a sado and doesn’t have friends

“You shmuck.” “You’re such a shmuck” “Yeah Charlie’s such a shmuck”

by Tehetea October 13, 2019