shitsicle

When u take a shit, wrap it saran wrap and freeze. Then make ur her pound out with it.

Made my girl a shitsicle this morning while reading the paper.

by hamburgfly October 16, 2015

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shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016

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Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

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shitocalypse

When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybe even diarrhea.

Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka
Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse

by GoodMan95 May 3, 2018

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