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shitfuck

1. Anal sex.
2. An interjection showing extreme emotion.
1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
by The Stuufler July 23, 2008
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Shitfuck

"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"
by kmhebert December 25, 2008
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Mac shitfuck

A very frusterating person who never fails to remind you that mac is awsome and that pc sucks. Even if you have your pc with you
miguel" hows it going anthony

anthony" great i just got this new laptop.

miguel" o i see its a 7

anthony" yeah the best $900 i ever spent

miguel" $900 for a shitty windows. You should have bought a mac its sooo much better

Anthony" stop bending over for steve jobs you mac shitfuck
by pissed off definitions December 6, 2009
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shitcunt

An extreme breed of cunt; the asshole, as a cunt. Unlike "cunt," "shitcunt" is free of gender implication/application.
"He is a complete shitcunt."
by earthen biscuit February 4, 2008
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shitfuck

1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker
1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"

2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
by Cannone June 21, 2006
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Shitcunt

The most uber stupid, idiotic twat you know.
Leroy is a shitcunt
by Doug November 8, 2003
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Shittunity

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.
Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.
by VKM January 16, 2008
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