Shit Magnet

People who attract the worst. In a call centre this would imply people who get the worst calls and yet resolve them. All of us have seen people like these at call centres, soon as they are back from a holiday, the calls start getting bad.

John was a shit magnet, his managers wanted him though.

by forgive1 December 20, 2021

shit man

uhhh a popular member in dannocal discord server

he hates france
he is popular

i love shit man

by mrbest6000000 December 9, 2023

Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024

Shit Master

Only he can use the shitter.

:Shit Master: “Oh shit, I need to shit!”

by SomeoneROFL July 6, 2024

Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

Shit Mark

Not quite enough to be considered soiling yourself, but also slightly more substantial than just a skid mark, a shit mark is a dollop of poo left behind in the underwear.

Curtis, I can’t put these in the washing machine like this, you need to clean them out! You left a full on shit mark in your underwear!

by kd_whoever February 19, 2026

Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.

Green Shirt Man to the rescue!

by Googles January 23, 2004