sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.

While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).

by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015

sheriff callie

A bad bitch with a "long rope"

"I took a wench hole with me last night,didn't realize she was a sheriff Callie "

by Knox April 5, 2017

Shitbox Sheriff

Toilet attendant with an attitude problem

Check out the Shitbox Sheriff thinking he's all that with his fake aftershave.

by gary google May 29, 2011

Lawrence Sheriff School

Supposedly the best school in the country, but mildly homosexual:
1)A boys school, so lots of fallace obsession (crudely drawn fallace litters the walls)
2)Being with one with a feminine gender orientation is considered positively homosexual
3)Sport is not used for recreation, but is instead used as a spectator sport for bathroom fondlings

Guy 1: What school do you go to?
Guy 2: Lawrence Sheriff School
Guy 1: Oh, so you litter the walls with crudely drawn fallace, don't go out with girls and enjoy sport time fondling?

by ImnotgayIpromiseIhavearealbf January 20, 2013

Saucy Sheriff

When engaged in sexual intercourse with a partner, when one is about to climax they yell “in the sheriff in this town!” And proceeds to deliver 6 final thrust in quick succession leading to ejaculation/climax.

When she asked who was the in charge while having sex, I performed the Saucy Sheriff

by TheSaucySheriffOfficial April 22, 2023

sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.

Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!

by Allmeasshole February 22, 2009

sheriffed

Shit-faced, incredibly drunk, intoxicated beyond belief, or having consumed one too many alcoholic beverages.

Last night, Jerry pre-partied with some Popov Vodka, and then went out and had 12 cups of Natty and a few shots of shitty rum. When he came back, he was sherriffed.

by Coffee February 26, 2005