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Un-Sheldoning

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object
"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"
by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
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Shutter Sheldon

Similar to a Peeping Tom, a Shutter Sheldon is a creep who takes/obtains inappropriate photos of someone who is not aware of it. This can be done by incognito photography or by going through a person's personal photos and sending said photos to themselves for later viewing/use.

Also applicable as a verb.
Noun
Jonathan took pictures of a girl while she was changing, this makes him a Shutter Sheldon.

Verb
"Friends don't shutter sheldon their friends. That makes you an asshole."
by SwineSleuth July 26, 2016
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young sheldon

great show, way better than big bang theory. there's no dumb laugh track. the lore is good.

but the crybabies just argue that it sucks because its too good or they can't let of the fact that TBBT is worse so they apply this notion to Young Sheldon.
Young Sheldon can roast me better than Wendy's roasts their chickens
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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Sheldon

Sheldon is an interesting person. He doesn’t believe he is very interesting but by god he is. He’s tall, handsome and has a big dick and knows how to use it. Will make you experience your 10th orgasm in 10 minutes. He swears a lot and doesn’t give a single fuck about anything unless he cares about you. Strong, fit big guy with a heart of gold who will make you laugh until you tear up sometimes. He’s very quiet at first but he is so much more then meets the eye. He comes across as rude to a lot of people but he’s just dominant. People are intimidated by him because of how muscular he is but he’s a very nice guy if you get to know him.
Hey Sheldon I think I’m in love with you?

Sheldon: (sarcastically) don’t fall for me, I’ll break your heart

Me: *has 17 orgasms and swallows every single drop because it’s so fucking good*

Sheldon: “good girl” *fucks me again after cumming in my mouth and I let him fill me up with his huge load*
by SheldonsCumDumpster February 12, 2025
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Sheldon Creed

The greatest racing driver to ever live !

The 2020 NASCAR Craftsman Truck series champion, the winningest driver in Stadium SUPER Trucks of all-time with 39 wins and two championships.

Truly, he is the racing driver of all-time, he's so MUCH better than that fraud Austin Hill, who costed him his first win in NASCAR Xfinity. Shame on him ! All hail the great Sheldon Creed !
Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELDON CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELDON CREED!!
by Vaxen (real) March 23, 2024
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Sheldon

Damn Sheldon really doesn't cap
by TheBiggieGuy June 6, 2020
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storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass
Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?
by Spatwu May 27, 2024
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