xyratonic shatter

a shatter from a multidimensional bomb bigger than the universe

guy 1: I am going to blow up all life and the universe with the xyratonic breaker
guy 2: thats going to cause a xyratonic shatter

by iamgoingtokillofftheuniverse23 April 27, 2021

Shatterated

When an item shatters progressively across its surface, rather than all at once

The window shatterated from one corner across to the other as if in slow motion

by anonymous May 11, 2024

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

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by Haha i went over the typing limit bet you're wondering how i did that well i did it with tactics that you couldn't imagine haha June 9, 2023

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020