customer service

Something that isnt what it used to be. Customer service workers get paid to lower themselves and kiss ass to ungrateful, stupid pricks known as the "public." Customer service workers only have their positions while obtaining a college degree, so they can get out of customer service hell and kiss ungratefull customers goodby for a real job that offers a future and more financial security.

Customer service workers get a bad rap from the ignorant public. They like their position no more than the patrons who look down on them. I used to be in customer service (the food/restaurant industry), and would spit in the food of idiots who would piss me off and look down on me for providing a service for their pathetic, ungrateful ass. When working in customer service, you immediately see how stupid people have become today.

by [e-mail] May 24, 2008

Message Service

Annoying pop-ups that frequently come on every 5 minutes

While I while cybering with someone, I got Message Service again!

by Kikaider June 26, 2003

Indentured Servitude Curve

The reference to the curve of the underside of a chest, or breast

Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis

"Vatche has an indentured servitude curve the size of a 40 year old woman"

by ggfivetimesnore May 20, 2023

Terms of Service

Terms of Service are rules that you must oblidge to in order to enter/ use something, like a service. Little do they (the creators) know, nobody actually reads the Terms of Service, we just scroll down to the bottom and click the ‘I agree to the Terms of Service’ box

Guy 1: Yo, did you read the Terms of Service

Guy 2: Umm... No?
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Yeah, me neither

by imnotcolonchin December 2, 2018

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by qhantomia. August 6, 2022

the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

by Check Yes March 7, 2004

full service

to have sex with a escort, including penetration(usually with a condom)

the add said $ 250/hr for full service

by me ok 09 January 31, 2009