soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

by all shitley September 13, 2011

soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

by WisconsinBenjamin January 11, 2011

serve a geeb

to serve someone a geeb means, while using a geeb (gravity bong), to light the marijuana and simultaneously pull the bottle out from the base and to give it to someone else to take. It’s pretty much just referring to lighting someone elses rip, toke, pull, whatever you call the act of sucking the marijuana smoke from the geeb bottle.

Friend 1: “Dude can u serve a geeb for me?You always pull the fattest.”
Friend 2: “For sure dude.”

by Cucumbersalad March 6, 2019

self serve

A word to define Masturbation.

"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"

by dawg321232145 May 12, 2008

serving cunt

when they’re slaying

on 10 June tomorrow x together serving cunt in a way that defies the laws of gender

by hanashelf June 10, 2023

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007

Double Serve

Being served by the lunchroom lady at the same time she's fixing your lunch. One of the rarest occurrences in Servdom.

Lunchroom Lady: "What do you want with your chicken, Ponch?"

Nicole: "Dude, the lunchroom lady just called you Ponch, cause she thinks you look like Erik Estrada."

Mikey: "OMG! I've just been Double Served."

by Acedaddyyo May 21, 2010