Ottawa Senators

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally

by Jordanwb July 16, 2007

ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.

Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Sertop

When a man is receiving head/ a blowjob and is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and shoots his load into the giver's nose

Rob: Cassidy gave me head last night, and when she wasn't looking I gave her the sertop
Mark: Classic

by dopepisces August 8, 2017

Straton

One who belongs to the clan of Ultimate Badasses; Decedent of the greatest of all tribes to ever conquer the Earth and its inhabitants; person (or thing) that radiates awesomeness without end; person or thing that is infinitely attractive/intelligent.

(after awe-inspiring mind blowing event) I don't know who that person was, but they must be a Straton...

by flamehead117 March 31, 2009

Fender Stratocaster

What only the most skillful and talented ones can use to build this or any other city on.

Fender Stratocruisers are mad ultra cool to the ones who can use them and those who can only listen.

by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005

saratoga scream

A tradition carried out upon entering the South Bay city of Saratoga which involves rolling down all windows and screeching at the top of your lungs in an obnoxious manner.

Who wants to do the saratoga scream today!?

by chi2 September 19, 2012

Senator Mitch McConnell

Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.

Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.

by Bawston69 December 30, 2020