open heart sergery

A large Vagina.

She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.

by 4-10 December 3, 2003

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Serge

The kind, sexy guy who gets all the girls. Usually has a big dick. Is easy to talk to. Talks to many girls at a time. Gets a lot of pussy. Has an attitude and a short temper. Likes to start fights and has fun with his friends. Has nice hair and cute face.

I hooked up with Serge the other day. OMG finally i’ve wanted him for years but i think he’s already moving on :(

by BLOATEDNIPPLES February 28, 2018

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Sergey

Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...

One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

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Staff Sergeant

A Marine with a really big dick. The hardest motha fucka to ever walk the earth.

Paul: That is a bad muthafucka. He got a shit load of pipe too.
Ronnie: That mothafucka's a Staff Sergeant dawg.

by Michael Allen August 6, 2006

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drill sergeant

a sex position; when the chick is doing pull-ups while you screw her standing up, while continually yelling at her lazy ass like a drill sergeant would.

"Damn, Sheila was hot, we played drill sergeant all night"

by The_Godfather 72 May 1, 2006

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Cadet Sergeant Major

The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.

Real Men of Genius. Today, Bud Light salutes you Mr. Cadet Sergeant Major. For you, obscene rules and anal ideals are nothing but everyday necessities. With ridiculous standards and an even more ridiculous haircut, you crack the whip over not only your classmates, but those who are older, smarter, and higher ranking than you. And why do you do it? Because deep down inside you know you are better than everyone around you, and you know you don't care what anyone else thinks. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Emerging Leader, cause without you, Firsties would have no one to laugh at.

by BitterYuk September 13, 2009

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