selfish music

When you play music at a very low volume so that you are the only one who can hear it.

"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"

"Yep."

"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"

selfish music by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018

selfish being 

people who write their own name in Urban Dictionary and make themselves sound awesome

Jordy wrote himself as awesome in Urban Dictionary.
what a selfish being

selfish being by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Selfish-Instagraming 

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

Selfish-Instagraming by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

selfish snow-sweeping 

Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.

I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.

selfish snow-sweeping by QuacksO April 11, 2019

selfish hoes

when you don’t let your ‘friend’ join u at barrier at mfor when harveys performing and don’t care when ur crying on the floor🥴🥴🥴

this is how selfish hoes act

selfish hoes by cezza July 27, 2019

selfish ghost 

-Like a thief in the night.
-Im coming for your heart,coming for your heart.
-Guess anything goes.

watch music video to help this word get explained better

I'm just a selfish ghost

selfish ghost by PimpDaddyChey April 6, 2020

Selfish-Isolator 

A person who self-isolates during the Covid-19 pandemic only until it interferes with their own social life.

He only self-isolates from Covid-19 until there’s a non-essential reason to leave his house, like a party or chance to hookup on Tinder. He’s a total selfish-isolator.

Selfish-Isolator by KokoSmall April 11, 2020