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three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.
Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.
by Bejammin H August 15, 2008
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seet

an alternate way to say "sweet" or "cool" in a sarcastic scence. Often used when describing Michael Felderman.
Boy: "Chad is coming to the party" Everyone at the party: "seet"
by Jungki Jin June 24, 2009
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Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'
by Mark C. September 15, 2005
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Setsubun

The latest American craze; a party pegged to the Japanese holiday celebrated in early February. Destined to become the next Cinco de Mayo.
Setsubun at Sharon's place is such a blast with the soybean toss, toshi-otoko contest and brownies.
by Jimp nemesis February 4, 2010
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Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.
Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first
by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012
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A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
by Alpino July 20, 2010
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Skeets

by Kong Fuzi January 13, 2005
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