securer

A much shorter and better mouth-feeling way of saying 'more secure'.

"This is securer than that."

by leftiger March 14, 2019

securus

Jail Security

Talkin' to my lil' sister, phone calls through Securus

by ugotbe4tbyagurl October 3, 2020

secure the building

A term used by all three elements of a military force. The definition is different for each.

Navy: Make sure the building is tidy, and locked up before leaving.
Army: Take an enemy controlled building with force.
Air Force: Sign a three year lease with option to buy.

Army guy: Alright, we've got to secure the building!
Navy guy: Make sure you have the keys before we lock it.
Air Force guy: Where do I sign?

by ggfgt November 29, 2007

social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

by pink champagne July 28, 2010

Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.

Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(

by Poopenstein October 6, 2008

Security Department

The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.

Security Department? Those clowns are so retarded and inactive.

by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019

Nigger Security Agency

The NSA, or perhaps better known as the "Nigger Security Agency." They are a "secret" government intelligence sector run by a bunch of niggers to de-educate the system and ruin your life. Are you scared?

The Nigger Security Agency hacked my computer, cell phone, and infiltrated my life just like Edward Snowden predicted. They can burn in hell with their compounds, puppets, and mind games.

by M3NTaL33 October 25, 2018