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some dumb place with a shitload of underage weed use, rain, and fish. the "alaskan" bush people on discovery live here and nobody knows how to drive. some dumb companies started here like; Costco, Microsoft, Starbucks, amazon and one more i can't remember. if you come here on vacation you will have nothing to do. the people who live in portland oregon are obsessed with letting everyone know how much better portland is and thy think its this big dispute but its really just them ex: portlandia. the university of washington is here also
me: do you want to go downtown
my friend: all there is in downtown seattle is homeless people and terrible public transportation
me: you right
by LittleMittRomney March 12, 2018
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Seattle: a city in which to skedaddle. Not a city for kids. And also weird songs like: to make peace (yeah), to make peace (yeah), to make peace (ow!). Awkward.
Naked ladies in the newspaper! So Seattle!!
by Elessar (8) and Penny (10) March 22, 2011
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I follow Seattle on Instagram and Twitter
by Slattle December 31, 2020
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A kind, loyal, honest, shy, outgoing, and loving person. She is a very smart person and has a big heart. She is sensitive but also forgiving and never forgets. Seattle is a very rare name. Seattle is a very creative person and she loves to be loved. You have to treat her heart love, respect, and etc and she will return it back. P.S my name is also Seattle
Hey Seattle gurl
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"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.
"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"
by LegalizeHeroin June 11, 2022
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A degenerate cess pool full of faggots and trannys and a homeless crisis
Seattle fucking sucks dude the only thing good about it is there weed isnt taxed like cali
by berry macockener 425 December 14, 2022
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Seattle University

Seattle University is a small, quaint, Jesuit college located in a shithole ghetto section of Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.
Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.

Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.
by Smack Baby September 14, 2011
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