Shumshum

Shumshum is a very versatile word. It can be used in place of any adjective. The meaning of shumshum in each sentence depends on the way it is said. Pioneered my me + muchachos

Jinkeys! Isn’t that girl such a shumshum?

by Sharahin June 10, 2023

scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.

What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?

by Balls2Wall January 9, 2024

scumscraper

A person who spends their life working a long series of low paying menial jobs.

What does your dad do for a living?
He’s a scumscraper. Got 20 bucks?

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, performing poorly, showing up sporadically, and only lasting more than 90 days in places with extremely high turnover, in which case they would generally quit after a few months.

Hey man, I need a job, asshole I was working for just fired me.

What kind of work are you looking for?
Basic scumscraper type stuff. .

by Balls2Wall January 18, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.

What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.

by Balls2Wall February 6, 2024

sumshi

a noun used to approximate or show that a fact isn't 100% confirmed.

"im 6'3 or sumshi like that"

by goobgoobdoobius February 20, 2026

Slumshot

Surprise facial cumshot on an unsuspecting sleeping homeless person.

Joey couldn't help himself when after a bar crawl he came across an alley snoozer with his mouth agape. Joey got run down and stabbed after his slumshot recipient woke up. He couldn't run that fast with his pants down, poor Joey.

by Cher Mooda July 7, 2025