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Scratch Attack 

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.
Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...
Scratch Attack by Z-bone December 1, 2009

scratch the tape 

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc
Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man
scratch the tape by Praney Deb March 21, 2010

scratch tap that wiener 

A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with
-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!
scratch tap that wiener by YungHDP January 30, 2014

scratch and sniff 

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.
"Scratch and sniff is at it again"
scratch and sniff by Sam March 3, 2005

scratch that 

forget that
me "mom can you buy me some coke?"
mom "..."
...later...

me "mom, scratch that, i want skittles."

Scratch Writing Camp 

a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3
Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))