schnuff

a combination of snuff and stuff.
Synonymous with stuff.

1. why you got be smokin' on your schnuffity schuff?
2. schnuff times schnuff to the fourth power equals schnuffity schnuff.
3. I got better schnuff to do.

by ff8 April 8, 2004

Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009

Schaffy Taffy

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.

Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!

by luvduv99 November 23, 2011

Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

Phillip Schofield

Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.

‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’

by JonnyPee February 8, 2020

schfanz

1. referring to a man's penis. 2. referring to being drunk.

1. Lorena Bobbit cut off that poor man's scfanz. 2. I got all schfanz faced last night.

by Master K April 20, 2006

philip schofield

Is god

I pray to Philip schofield

by Philipisagod February 19, 2018